i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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