I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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