I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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