Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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