As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I wish you could order shots online.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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