i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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