i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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