maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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