Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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