Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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