Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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