but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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