i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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