Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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