Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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