I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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