WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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