i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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