I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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