yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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