I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Boobs speak an international language.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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