it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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