This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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