That's intense
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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