Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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