He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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