with your own penis?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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