i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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