About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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