If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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