Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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