We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm at about main and main street
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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