Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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