when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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