They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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