O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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