Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He felt like a one man threesome
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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