i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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