Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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