Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You made out with two different species that night
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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