I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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