Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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