I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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