im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
