i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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