Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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