No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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