the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
handjob tips. give me some.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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