Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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