at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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