Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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