And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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