I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you win again, gameday.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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