We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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