You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i just google imaged poop.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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