today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Come on in and take your pants off
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