Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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