What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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